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10 Fry-larious Jokes About Fast-Food Restaurants

10 Fry-larious Jokes About Fast-Food Restaurants

Are you craving a good laugh? Lettuce brighten your day with 10 Fry-larious Jokes About Fast-Food! This roundup of cheesy jokes about America's favorite foods and restaurants is sure to satisfy your appetite for humor.

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

White CastleĀ®.



Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

SonicĀ®.


Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Because they can't catch it.



Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?

They gave him a crown!


What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?

What did the frog order at McDonald'sĀ®?

French flies and a diet croak.



Who is married to Dairy QueenĀ®?

Who is married to Dairy QueenĀ®?

Burger KingĀ®.


Why don't the McDonald'sĀ® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why don't the McDonald'sĀ® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Because they are arch enemies.



Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sĀ®?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sĀ®?

Grimaceā„¢.


What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?

What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?

Curly fries!


How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Five GuysĀ®.


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