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10 Zoo Jokes That Are Keepers

10 Zoo Jokes That Are Keepers

Spring is in the air and it's time to escape to the animal kingdom. A trip to the zoo is the perfect fit when you're looking for something to do! Pack up a picnic, grab your friends, and have some wild laughs with these 10 Zoo Jokes.

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.



Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

All the phone lions were busy!


What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

A giraffe with a sore throat.



What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.


Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

So he can hang out with his pride and joy!



What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Zebra® Cakes.


What does a female lion call her mate?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Her mane squeeze.



What's black and white and red all over?

What's black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn.


How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.


What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!

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