Duck, duck, GOOSE! Get ready to quack with these hilarious duck jokes! If you're looking to start a riot at Farmer Brown's... look no further. These 11 Duck Jokes will surely quack up duck and bird enthusiasts alike!
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Duck duck goose!
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.