Interested in a little candy-coated comedy? Do we have a confectionary collection for you! From gummy giggles to jaw-breaking jokes, these 11 Sweet-As-Sugar Quips are sure to satisfy your craving for humor!
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Peppa-mints!
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
This candy bar is a real home run.
It's a Baby Ruth®.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Snickers®.
What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!