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11 Pizza Jokes With Extra Cheese

11 Pizza Jokes With Extra Cheese

Pizza! Everyone loves pizza night. Gather around the table and share some laughs! These 11 Pizza Jokes and puns are the perfect way to kick off your dinnertime conversation. They may be cheesy, but is there such a thing as too much cheese?

11 Pizza Jokes for Supreme Laughs:

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Pep-peroni!



What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Domino'sĀ®.


What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

A crust-acean.



What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Little Caesar.


What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Cheese!



What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

There's mushroom for improvement!


What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Independence Day-Old-Pizza.



How does a pizza introduce itself?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Slice to meet you!


Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.



What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

I never SAUsage a beautiful face!


Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

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