Everyone loves a great pun. We're not *lion*... these 11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear will have you *roaring* with laughter!
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
It's time to scale back.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Go ahead... you "knead" to share these jokes with friends!