At what point do you think we'll stop telling jokes? When pigs fly! You will absolutely "a-boar" these silly swine jokes. Tell 'em to all the folks you know, and they'll be laughing until the cows (and pigs.webp) come home!
What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?
Curly fries!
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
What candy does Peppa Pigā¢ļø love most?
Peppa-mints!
Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
In a piggy bank.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.