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12 Pig Jokes That'll Make You Snort

12 Pig Jokes That'll Make You Snort

At what point do you think we'll stop telling jokes? When pigs fly! You will absolutely "a-boar" these silly swine jokes. Tell 'em to all the folks you know, and they'll be laughing until the cows (and pigs.webp) come home!

What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?

What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?

Curly fries!


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

A road hog.



What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.


Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

She was pigheaded.



What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Pigtails!


What candy does Peppa Pigā„¢ļø love most?

What candy does Peppa Pigā„¢ļø love most?

Peppa-mints!



Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do hogs play so much football?

They love to throw pigskins!


Where does Pigletā„¢ļø store all his money?

Where does Pigletā„¢ļø store all his money?

In a piggy bank.



What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

By dirt bike.


Why can't you trust a pig?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Because they always squeal on you.



What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

A pot roast.


Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Kevin Bacon.


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