Does the crisp autumn air leaf you feeling a little nutty? Us, too. That's why we created this list of 13 Darn Gourd Fall Jokes to have you fall-ing apart at the seams!
Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What is the most adorable season?
Aww-tumn.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
How do fall and winter say hello?
Season's greetings!
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Paid leaf.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile!
Go on, give your friends pumpkin to talk about with this list of unbe-leaf-ably funny jokes!