Whether you're a seasoned gardener or simply enjoy a good laugh, prepare to dig into this treasure trove of garden-themed jokes that will make you bloom with laughter! Grab your sunhat and get ready to unearth some green-thumbed gags that are ripe for the picking.
Dig Into These Gardening Jokes to Cultivate Some Laughter:
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Cattails!
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Barbara Bush.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.