Corny, groan-worthy, and eye-rolling required... Dad jokes are fun for the whole family. Kids and adults will be laughing (and groaning!) at these 14 Hilarious Dad Jokes!
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
One letter!
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
A-parent-ly.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Jjjjjjjooooookkkkeeeee.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
We hope these jokes put a little pep in your step and sparkle in your eye today. Go on... you know you want to share them!