They're cute, adorable, and perfectly squishy — who knew they could be hilarious, too? From animals to humans, they bring a lot of joy to our lives. Enjoy these 15 Baby Jokes that'll make you laugh until you cry!
15 Baby Jokes That'll Make You Smile:
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
"The Little Engine That Could."
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where's pop-a-balloon?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
You're really growing, bud!
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex!
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What are baby potatoes called?
Tater tots.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where's POPcorn?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
Are baby skunks cute?
Simply odorable.