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15 Rabbit Jokes Every Bunny Will Love

15 Rabbit Jokes Every Bunny Will Love

Somebunny shared that you're feeling blue... ready to be tickled pink by some hare-larious jokes? Hop right to it! These 15 Jokes About Rabbits are sure to turn your frown upside-down.

15 Rabbit Jokes to Tickle Your Whiskers:

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

She was a bellhop!



What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

A 10-carrot engagement ring.


What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Eggs-hausted.



Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Some-bunny loves them.


What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy birthday!



Why was the bunny upset?

Why was the bunny upset?

It was having a bad hare day.


What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.



What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny™.


What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!



What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

A jack rabbit!


What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Getting a harecut.



What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

IHOP®!


How do bunnies stay fit?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Hare-robics.



What game does a rabbit always win?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.


Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.


Feeling a little extra hoppy now? Don't keep it all to yourself! Go on... you know you want to share the laughs!
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