Get ready to part-tee with some un-fore-gettable golf jokes! From birdies to bogeys, these 16 Golf Jokes will surely be a hole-in-one with golf and humor-enthusiasts alike. So, grab your clubs and get ready to drive these jokes all the way to the green!
What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
He had a strong driver.
Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.