Get ready for a dose of Disney® humor with these magical Disney character jokes! They're cute, adorable, and silly – everyone from kids to adults love them! From Bambi™ to The Little Mermaid™, every character brings so much joy. Enjoy these 17 Disney Character Jokes that'll bring a bit of a sparkle to your eye and remind you of a simpler time!
17 Disney Character Jokes That'll Make Magic Happen:
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Fanta-smic.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Disney-land.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Disneyland®!
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Beauty and the Bees.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Snow White™ - she's the fairest of them all!
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Disneyland®.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Frozen.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
He had to take the flying carpet.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
A pumpkin spiced latte.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.