There is no other bond quite like the one shared by brothers and sisters. Our siblings make us laugh, they make us cry, and therefore they form the backbone of family humor. So, enjoy this list of 18 Sibling Jokes, have a little chuckle, then pick up the phone and call your brother or sister!
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Poke-her!
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What do you call siblings who love math?
Algebros.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Your significant brother.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Steppe-brothers.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
You're adapted!
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Steel-man.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What siblings are always sad?
The Blues Brothers.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.