When you've had a ruff day, let man's best friend lend you a helping paw. Our 20 Pawsitively Hilarious Jokes About Dogs will leave you rolling belly up in laughter. Are you ready to have a ball? Go fetch!
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hushpuppies.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.