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5 Librarian Jokes That Are Overdue

5 Librarian Jokes That Are Overdue

If you love a little wordplay, you're sure to love these 5 Librarian Jokes! Pull up a chair and get ready to laugh (but not too loud!).

What vegetables do librarians like?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Quiet peas.



What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Time to book it!


Why do librarians never make plans?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Because their weekends are always booked up.



Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Because it was overbooked!


What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.



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