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5 St. Patrick's Day Jokes to Get the Paddy Started

5 St. Patrick's Day Jokes to Get the Paddy Started

Want to be the life of the "paddy" this St. Patrick's Day? You'll have everyone pinching with laughter with these jokes... we promise these 5 Shamrock Jokes will have you Dublin over!

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Game clover.



What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Sham-rock and roll.


How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

They play their brag-pipes.



Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

It was a lepre-con.


Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.


Don't forget to wear your green!
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