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6 Religious Jokes That'd Make The-Big-Guy-Upstairs Chuckle

6 Religious Jokes That'd Make The-Big-Guy-Upstairs Chuckle

If you're looking for some light-hearted, squeaky-clean humor to share with your grandkids, your church friends, or anyone in between, consider this list of Religious Jokes a blessing. They're sure to brighten everyone's day!

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Numbers.



Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!


What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Samson.



Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


What animal could Noah not trust?

What animal could Noah not trust?

The cheetah.


How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.


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