Waddle on over and beat the chill... penguin jokes will warm you up from the inside out! Check out this list of 7 Penguin Jokes that are brrr-illiantly funny!
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Which one is your favorite? C'mon... you know want to waddle on with laughter!