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8 Skunk Jokes That Don't Stink

8 Skunk Jokes That Don't Stink

Smelling a skunk is not fun, but laughing about skunk jokes and puns definitely doesn't stink. Get ready for a healthy dose of laughter with your friends and family as you share these odor-free and odor-able skunk jokes!

8 Odor-able Skunk Jokes:

Are baby skunks cute?

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.



What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.


What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"



Why do two skunks argue?

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.


Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.



How much money does a skunk have?

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.


Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.


Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Because they think everything stinks.

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