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9 Vacation Jokes That Really Are a Trip

9 Vacation Jokes That Really Are a Trip

Your great escape is here! You don't even have to pack your bags to be whisked away to the land of laughter and fun. So, grab your shades, read some jokes, and let the good times roll!

What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the bread do on vacation?

It loafed around.



Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.


Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Disney-land.



Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

They're all about that eye-land life!


Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.



Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.


Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.



Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.


Where do cats go on vacation?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.


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