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You Wood Knot Be-leaf How Funny These 20 Tree Jokes Are

You Wood Knot Be-leaf How Funny These 20 Tree Jokes Are

Branch out in your comedic relief with some hilarious tree humor! Whether you're pining for some laughter or just rooting for some fun, this collection of jokes is sure to spruce up your day. Oak-ay, now let's fir up that sense of humor with these 20 Tree Jokes!

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do trees keep as a pet?

A dogwood!



What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Sep-timber.


How do trees get access to the internet?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.



Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

It was afraid of the bark.


Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Because people always leaf them.



Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.


What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

It seems like you bloomed overnight!



Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Beach trees.


Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.



What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.


What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Don't leaf me this way!



How did the tree feel in spring?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Releaved.


What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.



What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.


Why are trees always so positive?

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.



Why do trees try new things so often?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.


What do trees wear to the lake?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.



What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Leaf me alone.


Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Because every fall, they let loose.


What tree has the most bark?

What tree has the most bark?

The dogwood.


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