Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?