Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?