Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do bees gossip?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
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