Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the holiest insect?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of music do planets like?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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