Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do ants go to eat?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
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