Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How was the wedding?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
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