What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why do kittens know so much about church?