What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What was the first animal in space?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What goes up when the rain comes down?