Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
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