What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?