Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why was the horse so happy?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?