Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?