If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?