Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
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What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do bees get to school?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
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