Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How does dinner smell?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are fish such good architects?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
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