Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Surprise!!!!
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
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