Where does Superman park his cars?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the echo get detention?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?