Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
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Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
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Why were the atoms always hungry?
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How much money does a skunk have?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
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Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
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