Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
If you need help building an ark..
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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