What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do fish do at parades?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!