What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Are baby skunks cute?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?