Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do trees keep as a pet?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the fish blush?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a small mom?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
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