Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which state has the best streets?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?