Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
How do you grill cheese?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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