Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do frogs get to work?
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