Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
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