What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why was the cat so small?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?