How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?