Why are farmers so laid-back?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?