How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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