Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What birds make average students?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where are average things manufactured?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Where do horses reside?