How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
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What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the bud so shy?
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