What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What game do mice love to play?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

How do lawyers say goodbye?