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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

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Where do superheroes blend right in?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?