Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a mom's favorite game?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do insects learn at school?
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