What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?