Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why do bees gossip?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?