Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where are average things manufactured?