Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a short cow?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why was the math book sad?