Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What are you studying in math?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?