What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What kind of books do boats write?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?