What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
