Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a table you can eat?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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