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The calf-eteria.
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Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
When is Dad's bedtime?
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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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