Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's E.T. short for?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
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