Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where was Noah born?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
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