How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?