What animal loves Indian food?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?