What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?