What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?