Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do automobiles fly?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?