What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
The museum curator needed a break.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the mime upset?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
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