What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?