What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
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What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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