What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why are trees always so positive?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

My leaf blower doesn't work.