Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where does laundry go to college?