Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

It's Crowded!

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?