Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where do birds go to drink?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What part of a football field is never the same?