How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do trees have so many friends?
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