Where would you find an elephant?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?