How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
I broke my finger!
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
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