What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Someone stole all my lamps.