What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?