What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?