What do fish do at parades?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?