What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's E.T. short for?

Which family member has tusks?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?