What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which fly makes films?

What makes music in your hair?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?